Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war!
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Jonathan Safran Foer
You think money can solve any problem, but all it s good for is buying the things it can, and leaving you free to pursue the things it can't.
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Ann Herendeen
I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me.
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Hunter S. Thompson
God, how impossible life is without money. Nothing can ever overcome it, it's everything when it's anything. How can I write in peace with endless worries of money, money, money? (“Disappearing Act”)
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Richard Matheson
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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Anonymous
More Quotes By Rita Rudner
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
I had the most boring office job in the world... I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
